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That is one of the funniest things I have seen. you rock!!!
I know what you are going through – I have to sell ink and toner over the phone all day.
That is dark and funny. Very cool.
I AM A CABINET REFACING SALESMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that real or is it acted out?
If you were my husband, I would chop your balls off. But you’re funny!
LMFAO is all I can say.
Bro! You learned those famous sales skills off of the tough streets of Labrea.
Not just anyone can pitch refacing cabinets.
Thanks to George Spitzer’s fine leadership and Maurice Claffs motivation, “we’re here for the pee-ple man…” I got next up Bro!!
Zoon-ah*
Zoooonayyyyy — I am what I am today because of Jorj Speetser — And Robby Shannon.
McCaul was “here for the people man”
Was watching this while waiting in line at Comcast..laughing hysterically in public. Loved the “If I could meet your budget…Will you buy TODAY?”
All I could think of was LaBrea Ave. Motors…Claffy, Klaff, Kaufmann, Spitzer, Bart Rome, Lally, Paolo, Johnny and John Dunn. I also remember you giving me shit while we were riding the LaBrea Avenue bus about carrying my briefcase to work. I dont think i carrued it after that day. Many life lessons that Johnny and I still remember and discuss from the days at LAM. “If I could…Would you?”
Those were the days, Rob. No worries — Just fun and fucking around — Trying to figure out which bar we could go to to pick up chicks — Dresden Room, Baby!!!
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