I’m Fat, Poor, Stressed Out, Sleep Deprived And Ugly

Middle Class Hell Fat Miserable And Poor

Last night, I thought I was going to die in bed.

I fell asleep no problem, but then, like most nights, I woke up about three hours later — My heart palpitating  my mind racing – My breathing labored –

Several times I wanted to wake my wife to tell her I thought I was dying – But I didn’t, cause deep down I knew I was merely suffering. So I suffered in silence.

And then, I finally fell asleep again around 5AM.

Unemployment, The Fiscal Cliff, Car Taxes, Cable Bill, Fast Food, Parent -Teacher Conferences, Gas Prices, The Leaking Faucet,  Gun Control, Weeds, Aging Parents, Obama, Republicans, The DMV And The Prevailing Thought In My Head That I Am Unable To Change Any Of It.

I know what you’re thinking, “Eat better, exercise and get a fucking job.” Just do those three things and your life will improve.

I say Fuck You To That. This is my bad day – -Let me enjoy it -

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Tagged as: Anxiety, depression, Middle Class, Obesity, Problems, Sleep deprivation, Stress, unemployment

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Arnold January 4, 2013 at 12:38 pm

Boo Hoo — Get A Fucking Job Ass Wipe!

Jimbo T January 4, 2013 at 4:40 pm

Sick But Funny!

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