Everywhere I go, I see year end lists of this and that so I figure, Middle Class Hell needs a year end list of its own.
Our list is the top 10 worst Republicans of 2012
By definition, all Republicans are bad, so in essence, what we are really highlighting are the worst of the worst. Finding 10 God Awful Republicans is like shooting fish in a barrel, a child could do it, but choosing the 10 worst Republicans is actually a tough job.
There are so many Republicans who qualify, narrowing it down to just 10 awful Republicans takes some serious thought.
Of course, your list of the 10 worst Republicans and where they should fall on the list may differ — I respect that. So, without further adieu, here is MY list of the worst Republicans of 2012.
10) Karl Rove
If we were in the first decade of this century, Karl would certainly fall in the top 3 worst Republicans. But times have changed. Karl has slipped a bit. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a rotten bastard, he’s just a less important rotten bastard. He’s actually a bit of a joke now even though he managed to raise a half a billion dollars for Republicans — But they were the wrong Republicans and most of his money turned out to be wasted – And let’s not forget his election night meltdown on Fox News.
9) Michele Bachmann
Michele is as dumb as any Republican on the market, but Michele’s stupidity comes with venom – Although she claims to be a Christian, her entire platform was based around the idea of getting rid of healthcare for our nations poorest people. She is only number 9 because she is a joke to everyone — Except the complete morons in her district who actually voted for her. It’s hard to fathom, but her voters must actually be dumber than she is. Which Leads us to our next entry:
8) The Minnesota Republicans Who Voted For Michele Bachmann
I just had to include this bunch — Anyone who would actually vote for a loon as crazy and mean as Michele Bachmann is either evil or stupid or both. Since I’m on the the subject, I will just go ahead and put any voter who voted for a Republican in this category too.
7) Clint Eastwood
This is one that might stir some controversy – Although Clint may not be one of the “worst Republicans” of 2012, I placed him on the list because his empty chair fiasco highlighted just how insane Republicans really are. In one horrific and comical 15 minute performance, Mr. Eastwood showed the world that the Republicans really are a fucked up bunch — Plus he put his wife and family in a Reality show that was really annoying.
6) Rick Perry
When George Bush became President, the world wondered, are all Texas Republicans that dumb? Our questions were answered when Rick Perry, current Texas Republican governor became a Presidential candidate. In about one month’s time, the world was assured once and for all, that Texas Republicans do indeed have a missing chromosome.
5) Rick Santorum
Ole Ricky is an interesting choice because he went from being a complete has been to somewhat relevant for about 6 minutes this year. Despite his completely wacky religious beliefs and his dark ages mentality, this guy actually was able to become the front runner for the Republican nomination – And lets not forget his memorable speech where he called President Obama a “snob” for wanting all Americans to go to college.
4) Newt Gingrich
Newt is easy to hate and love at the same time. Gingrich is your classic slimy Republican hypocrite who comes complete with a scary looking trophy wife, as well as two exes, one of which he dumped while she was recovering from cancer. But it was Newt’s brilliant idea of firing school janitors and forcing school children to do their jobs that landed him in the number 4 spot.
3) Paul Ryan
Ryan lands in the top 3 not only because he was the VP candidate, but because becoming the VP candidate exposed him for the heartless bastard he really is. The golden boy of Congress was forced to defend his radical views about Social Security, Medicare and caring for the poor in general. It’s almost cliche to call him a Christian Hypocrite at this point, but if the shoe fits…
2) Rush Limbaugh
How anyone can listen to this fat, obnoxious blowhard every day is beyond me. I guess Rush’s continued success is testament to the stupidity of the Republican party in general. Rush lands at number two because more than anyone, he amplifies the nasty, nefarious, shameless, vicious and vile qualities of the Republican party. How can we forget how he demonized a college coed and called her a “slut” for wanting birth control. He also lands at number 2, because he is the de facto leader of the Party. Rush is the fat disgusting troll whose ring all elected Republican trolls must kiss if they wish to keep their jobs.
1) Mitt Romney
Of course, Mitt has to land at number 1 because he was the Republican nominee for President. Over the course of the last year, Mitt did a tremendous job of reminding Americans that the Republican party is in business for one thing, protecting the rich. Mitt’s comments painting half the U.S. population as moochers and hangers on was just the tip of the iceberg. Mitt distinguished himself as a man with no moral compass time and again during the election. One of Romney’s top priorities (he said) was to eliminate a healthcare program that insures poor people, an idea that was to begin with. This man of God also had the loving idea to make life so miserable for poor immigrants in this country that they would have no choice but to “self deport.” And how can we forget Mitt’s attempt to make himself look more Mexican by getting himself a spray-tan before an appearance on Univision.
Any or all of the following are surely qualified to make the top 10 list – Insert them where you will – This is not science after all
- Todd Aiken
- Rick Scott
- Scott Walker
- Mitch McConnell
- John Boehner
- Eric Cantor
- Donald Trump
- John McCain
- Fox News (The Whole Fucking Place)